Showing posts with label incontinence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label incontinence. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Clarification


This is a public announcement.

I will include this toon at the top of any post that might lead to incontinence. 

Good Lads and Ladies, please... chill out! 

There is nothing to be afraid.


I know the latest news has been confusing and rumours spread fast, out of control.

But I assure you everything is and will be OK.

There is no reason for mass evacuation (or the other type of evacuation, nobody wants a shitty situation) and the police is having a hard time trying to control the chaos.

Riots in London when the blog post was published

Please, do not compare with September 11; do not call homeland and security, eventually the crisis will be over! (Now my blog is probably being tracked by 6 agents just because I said that).

So I am going to say it again without prelude (in case you freaked out before getting to the end of the previous post)

I AM NOT CLOSING MY BLOG

I was rambling about why people decides to shut it down because one of my mates (frank) decided to close his and made me reflexive, pondering about the reasons and motives. 

I know my posts aren’t short and most of the time confuse people with bladder control problems... but read to the end before cursing my mom.

Yes, my head is twisted and I need a translator for human.
But I meant good

By the way, to the anonymous (who sent me an email this morning signing as Anonymous but his email address has his last and first name... yeah, clever!) my mom said 'Thanks!', and she is fine. You probably won’t understand the sarcasm, but it doesn’t matter... you probably won’t read this either and jumped of the balcony screaming ‘this is the end of the world!!!!!!!!!

I repeat, 
I AM NOT CLOSING MY BLOG

Cheers.

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