Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Clarification


This is a public announcement.

I will include this toon at the top of any post that might lead to incontinence. 

Good Lads and Ladies, please... chill out! 

There is nothing to be afraid.


I know the latest news has been confusing and rumours spread fast, out of control.

But I assure you everything is and will be OK.

There is no reason for mass evacuation (or the other type of evacuation, nobody wants a shitty situation) and the police is having a hard time trying to control the chaos.

Riots in London when the blog post was published

Please, do not compare with September 11; do not call homeland and security, eventually the crisis will be over! (Now my blog is probably being tracked by 6 agents just because I said that).

So I am going to say it again without prelude (in case you freaked out before getting to the end of the previous post)

I AM NOT CLOSING MY BLOG

I was rambling about why people decides to shut it down because one of my mates (frank) decided to close his and made me reflexive, pondering about the reasons and motives. 

I know my posts aren’t short and most of the time confuse people with bladder control problems... but read to the end before cursing my mom.

Yes, my head is twisted and I need a translator for human.
But I meant good

By the way, to the anonymous (who sent me an email this morning signing as Anonymous but his email address has his last and first name... yeah, clever!) my mom said 'Thanks!', and she is fine. You probably won’t understand the sarcasm, but it doesn’t matter... you probably won’t read this either and jumped of the balcony screaming ‘this is the end of the world!!!!!!!!!

I repeat, 
I AM NOT CLOSING MY BLOG

Cheers.

8 Comments:

El Lado B Del Planeta (Monólogos Bipolares) said...

hahahahahaha... the world will thank you for clarify the situation!!

Eli said...

jajajajja, wow deberías sentirte popular por el chaos que has causado, hasta un email te mandaron saludando a tu mama por creer que cerrarías el blog? jaja

Rod said...

@adriana, apparently the riots have stopped thanks to this post... And everything (with the exception of the bladder) is under control.
But you know... I had to write something to those who over reacts.

@eli pues no se si sentirme popular o simplemente abrumado por la gente que solamente lee las primeras lineas y prejuzgan sin saber nada de nada. Asi como tampoco me gusta que un anormal me mande un correo diciendo tonterias.
En fin, ya el mensaje deberia ser suficiente para evitar a los 5 que se alborotaron de forma negativa por el post. Ni se molestaron en leer el final del mismo.

Cheers

Rod said...

@adriana, apparently the riots have stopped thanks to this post... And everything (with the exception of the bladder) is under control.
But you know... I had to write something to those who over reacts.

@eli pues no se si sentirme popular o simplemente abrumado por la gente que solamente lee las primeras lineas y prejuzgan sin saber nada de nada. Asi como tampoco me gusta que un anormal me mande un correo diciendo tonterias.
En fin, ya el mensaje deberia ser suficiente para evitar a los 5 que se alborotaron de forma negativa por el post. Ni se molestaron en leer el final del mismo.

Cheers

Rey said...

Ajajajajaa, you didn't understand the guy, he's practicing for the IELTS, he skimmed the whole text jajajaja. The thing is that he jumped the important part, so he is going to fail in reading jajaja.

Regards.

Gaby said...

Hey... I thought it was really clearly written in the last part of the post that you weren't closing your blog: "As you might notice by now... my blog is not dying given the amount of gibberish I just wrote."
But I understand the chaos it provoked... jejejeje

Eduardo said...

jajajajaja... supongo que ese tipo de lectores tampoco puede leer bien esto:

http://40formasdeintimidad.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/sexo-gratis.jpg

Rod said...

Hehehe, that is correct Ed. They won't be able to read the actual message.

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